Diabolik Tattoo and Piercing

Dear Tumblord,

I’m sorry I haven’t been praying to you for a while. I promise to lift my game and post regular like. Wal.

Scared much…

We just had a client who decided to run away just before starting his tattoo, rather than admitting to being under 18. A great waste of time, and very disappointing. Here’s to better luck next time, and of course, honesty!

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Sausages.

one-man-drinking-games asked: where are the photos of me?

All in good time, my man. Rome wasn’t built in one day.